Sign Us Already!

So I have been meaning to talk about this for a while. I now have the chance to share. I am not sure why but we are very interesting to the public. We can't seem to go anywhere without comments. No matter where we are or what we are doing. It all started when I had just Jackson and was pregnant with Conner. People would comment, saying things like " wow you are going to have your hands full" or I would just get looks. It got to the point that I really didn't want to go out. Then once Conner was born and he got to be about 1 everyone would ask " Are they twins?" and if the didn't ask I would over hear conversations with people saying the same thing just trying to figure it out without asking. After we had Grayson it pretty much stopped with only a few questions here and there. Well once we got to all 4 and we went to Disneyland this past April we couldn't stop the comments. People would as us the famous question "Is this one a boy too?" meaning the one I was pregnant with. If that question wasn't asked other ones were and people would say things like "Wow look at that family!" and "Is she pregnant again?". I got really tired of it and in fact Jackson and Conner got very used to saying "yep this one is a boy too, yes all 5 of us are boys." Being at Disneyland I kind of understood, since the average family there was 4. Once we got back to Utah it was all the time. It has even gotten so bad that a while back I was in Target with the 4 boys at the time pregnant with Xander. Out of no where a women grabbed my arm and said "How do you do it? How do you do it? I have 2 and I can hardly do it" I was not very happy with this lady she startled me and needless to say I was in Target by myself pregnant with 4 young boys.
Anyway so what I am getting at is if we are going to get all of this attention we might as well get paid. So sign us up, we will do a show and get paid millions. Why not? Sure we may end up divorced and stalked by the paparazzi, but what the heck why not give it a try. I just don't get what is so appealing to everyone. We do have 5 boys, they are all very young and I love them to death and yes I am very busy and love it! So if I could only get everyone that we will ever see in public to read this and we could stop with the questions! By the way I am not serious about the TV show just thought I would clarify that just in case you really thought I was serious for all 5 of you who read this. I am done. I am happy to get this off my chest. Goodnight.